Le Magasin des suicides

Le Magasin des suicides Imaginez une petite entreprise o l on vend depuis dix g n rations tous les ingr dients pour se suicider Bienvenue dans le Magasin des Suicides au c l bre slogan Mort ou rembours Mishima Tuvache le p

  • Title: Le Magasin des suicides
  • Author: Jean Teulé
  • ISBN: 9782260017080
  • Page: 170
  • Format: Paperback
  • Imaginez une petite entreprise o l on vend depuis dix g n rations tous les ingr dients pour se suicider Bienvenue dans le Magasin des Suicides, au c l bre slogan Mort ou rembours Mishima Tuvache, le p re, sp cialis dans les morts violentes, dirige la maison d une main de fer Lucr ce, la m re, adepte de l empoisonnement, confectionne elle m me des mixtures fatalesImaginez une petite entreprise o l on vend depuis dix g n rations tous les ingr dients pour se suicider Bienvenue dans le Magasin des Suicides, au c l bre slogan Mort ou rembours Mishima Tuvache, le p re, sp cialis dans les morts violentes, dirige la maison d une main de fer Lucr ce, la m re, adepte de l empoisonnement, confectionne elle m me des mixtures fatales Vincent, le fils a n , projette la cr ation d un parc d attractions sur le th me du suicide Sa s ur, Marilyn, qui se croit moche et inutile, voudrait en finir avec l existence, mais ses parents lui rappellent que Chez les Tuvache, on ne peut pas se suicider parce que sinon qui tiendrait le magasin Dans cette famille malheureuse et contente de l tre, le destin a frapp le jour o Mishima et Lucr ce ont test un pr servatif poreux destin ceux qui veulent mourir par contamination sexuelle C est ainsi qu est n le petit dernier, Alan, que la nature a dot d un horrible d faut il adore la vie Un enfant pareil, c est un coup du sort Il console les clients, s me une joyeuse pagaille avec son sens de l humour et ses chansons Mishima en fait une d pression et doit s aliter quelques jours, le temps pour Alan de m tamorphoser la boutique avec l aide de sa m re, sa s ur et son fr re, atteints par son optimisme.Dor navant, le M.D.S Magasin des Suicides devient une sorte de M.J.C locale o les clients se retrouvent pour faire la f te et chercher des solutions l avenir du monde Tout cela se terminera peut tre dans une sorte d apoth ose, car, finalement, le pire n est jamais s r

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    1. Περίεργο βιβλίο. Αν θα μπορούσα να πω αν μου άρεσε η όχι θα έλεγα πως η ζυγαριά γέρνει σαφώς προς το όχι. Ενώ το θέμα του είναι πρωτότυπο (μικρή επιχείρηση πουλάει ότι χρειάζεστε για να αυτοκτονήσετε), η απόδοσή του μου φαίνεται κάπως πρόχειρη και οι χαρακτήρες από την άλλη επ [...]

    2. "Too many people do an amateurish job. You know, out of a hundred and fifty thousand people who make the attempt, one hundred and thirty-eight thousand fail. These people often find themselves disabled in wheelchairs, disfigured for life, but with us Our suicides are guaranteed. Death or your money back!" –Mishima TuvacheI don't usually venture into books that I'm not sure I'll like. Probably close minded of me, but there are so many books that I know I will like and not nearly enough time to [...]

    3. Estou Feliz!Encontrei o contra-peso ideal para equilibrar aquelas leituras interessantes mas algo pesadas que abordam temas como a guerra, as doenças terminais, o abuso de menores, o tráfico humano, etc, etc:A Loja dos Suicídios:Um negócio familiar, onde se podem encontrar os mais variados e requintados artigos capazes de garantir um suicídio eficaz!Nesta loja o riso é proibido, bem como qualquer outro indício de boa disposição.Há que cultivar uma atmosfera negativa para não afugentar [...]

    4. Διασκεδαστικά μακάβριο και πολύ πρωτότυπο! Ποιος θα φανταζόταν οτι ένα βιβλίο που ασχολείται με τον θάνατο σαν σωστός επαγγελματίας θα είχε χιούμορ, αν κ χιούμορ που σκοτώνει! Θάνατος κι αστεία λοιπόν για αναγνώστες που ψάχνονται με λίγο πιο ιδιόρυθμη λογοτεχνια.

    5. Φανταστείτε μια μικρή επιχείρηση που εδώ και δέκα γενιές πουλάει ό,τι χρειάζεστε για να αυτοκτονήσετε. Καλώς ήρθατε στο "Μαγαζάκι των αυτοκτονιών" με σλόγκαν: "Αποτύχατε στη ζωή σας; Με εμάς θα έχετε έναν πετυχημένο θάνατο!"Ο πατέρας, Μισίμα Τιβάς, με ειδικότητα στους βίαιου [...]

    6. «Φανταστείτε μια μικρή επιχείρηση που εδώ και δέκα γενιές πουλάει ό,τι χρειάζεστε για να αυτοκτονήσετε. Καλώς ήρθατε στο "Μαγαζάκι των αυτοκτονιών" με σλόγκαν: "Αποτύχατε στη ζωή σας; Με εμάς θα έχετε έναν πετυχημένο θάνατο!" Αναρωτιέμαι τι θα γινόταν αν υπήρχε στην πραγματι [...]

    7. The Suicide Shop is the first book of black humour I bought (unfortunately bought). I really wanted to like it because I could not imagine how comedy and morbidity can be combined. I really tried to. I read, and read trying to find something to attract me and keep my interest alive, but unfortunately something like that never happened:-(Deapite the fact that it was a pretty short book I struggled to finish it. Through the story we follow a family in their small bussiness which is one that helps [...]

    8. Όταν το μαύρο χιούμορ συναντά μια μακάβρια αλλά ταυτόχρονα διασκεδαστική ιστορία όπου το διαφορετικό γίνεται δακτυλοδεικτούμενο μέχρι να εκπληρώσει τον ρόλο για το οποίο έτσι κι αλλιώς ήταν προορισμένο. Αυτό είναι το μαγαζάκι των αυτοκτονιών. Μια μάλλον εύθυμη, με τον δι [...]

    9. The Suicide Shop by Jean Teule and published by Gallic Books. I first read about it on Scott Pack's blog. Consumed with jealousy over the cleverness of the title, I jumped at the opportunity to review it, hoping to find it was nothing more than a clever title.It arrived on my doorstep as a spiral bound manuscript. I spent several Aspie moments delighting over how it opened out flat without the usual struggle to break the spine of the book I forced myself to stop digressing and got on with discov [...]

    10. Gostei do titulo, e como sugeria humor negro " A sua vida é um fracasso connosco a sua morte vai ser um sucesso" então não resistiO primeiro terço do livro fez-me rir, mas a partir daí já não teve nada a ver. Gostei da história pela sua criatividade (ajudar no suicídio), mas este livro tem uma mensagem que nos é deixada pela personagem do Alan que no fim me deixou triste.

    11. Το αγάπησα. Με έκανε να γελάσω μέχρι δακρύων, να χαμογελάσω, να το ευχαριστηθώ αλλά και να συγκινηθώ. Μακάβριο με μαύρο και σαχλό χιούμορ που σε κάνει να θες να τρέχεις συνεχώς τις σελίδες. Άλλωστε είναι τόσο μικρό βιβλιαράκι που και να θες να το αφήσεις λες "κρίμα είναι" οπότ [...]

    12. "A loja dos suicídios " é um romance escrito por Jean Teulé. É uma comédia futurista, carregada de humor negro.A sua vida foi um fracasso? Connosco, a sua morte será um sucesso! Este é o lema da Casa Tuvache. A casa Tuvache, ou melhor A Loja dos Suicídios, "é uma lojinha onde nunca entra um raio de Sol". Nesta loja, os potenciais suicidas poderão encontrar todo um manancial para levarem àvante os seus intentos - cordas, pistolas, facas, venenos, quimonos e espadas para a prática do h [...]

    13. I'm not sure if I have a problem with the writing style or the translation, but one thing is clear: the humor fell a little flat for me. With a book like this, where there is linear plot and character growth, language matters. But, what can you do?! This book was a fast read so it was okay.

    14. Tên và địa danh trong sách tác giả đã dùng tên của những người nổi tiếng chết vì tự sát. Trong lần xuất bản này ngoài việc dịch mới tác phẩm này, Sách Tao Đàn còn làm thêm phần phụ lục rất chi tiết tên các nhân vật mà tác giả đã sử dụng trong sách cho bạn đọc tiện tham khảo.

    15. Dans un premier temps, j’ai pensé que le roman de Jean Teulé, Le magasin des suicides, n’était qu’une parodie de la parodie, une sorte d’interprétation à la française de la famille Adams américaine, tant l’humour noir, qui est agressivement présent dès les premières pages, semble parfois facile dans son désir d’épater : l’air compétent des propriétaires du magasin des suicides, qui suggèrent à chaque client la meilleure façon de se suicider, leur propre famille dan [...]

    16. HAS YOUR LIFE BEEN A FAILURE? LET'S MAKE YOUR DEATH A SUCCESS!The Suicide Shop can help you achieve, well, a good suicide. The Suicide Shop is owned and operated by the Touvache family; the head of the family is Mishima Touvache and his wife is Lucrece Tuvache. They have three children: Vincent is anorexic and suffers from migraines; Marylin is boring, dreary and totally unappealing. And then, there's Alan, the cherubic, smiley, blond boy, who was the result of his parents testing a condom with [...]

    17. 2,5 προς 3 αστέρια! Ευχάριστο βιβλιαράκι με μια αρκετά πρωτότυπη ιδέα και ένα ξεχωριστό μαύρο χιούμορυπήρξαν στιγμές που χαμογέλασα, υπήρξαν και στιγμές που συγκινήθηκα ελαφρώς όμως μου φάνηκε κάπως πρόχειρο. Μου φάνηκε οτι είχε μια πολυ ενδιαφέρον ιδέα αλλά δεν ήξερε πως ν [...]

    18. The Suicide Shop is an original, highly inventive, darkly humorous story. I can't remember the last time I read such an offbeat book. I may need to read it again because the surprise ending really caught me off guard. Altogether it's a quick but enjoyable read. Thank you to Netgalley and Gallic Books for a copy of this in exchange for an honest review.

    19. 3.55/5 "Hayatta başarılı olamadınız mı? Bize gelin, ölümünüzü başaracaksınız." Yorumu için: kronikokur/201

    20. Ένα διασκεδαστικό βιβλίο. Ευκολο στην γραφή του, περνάει ευχάριστα η ώρα!

    21. "A sua vida foi um fracasso? Connosco a sua morte será um sucesso!" "Viver mata." "Mesmo que não corte fundo, apanha tétano.", referindo-se a lâminas com ferrugem. Estes são alguns slogans que os clientes podem ver n' A Loja dos Suicídios. Lá arranjam tudo para um suicídio perfeito. E não há reclamações até porque quem poderia reclamar estará morto.Opinião completa em: marcadordelivros/2

    22. Abandoned. I like a good anti-humanist, Gothic satire every once in a while. But this was cruel without being funny. It was like The Adams Family plus emotional child abuse. I'm sure it "turns around" by the end, and everyone learns a good lesson. But no. Fuck this noise.

    23. Most black comedies follow seedy individuals. Often times, the protagonist will have an epiphany (catalyzed by falling in love, discovering family and/or an increasing disenchantment with their seedy behavior) and will begin to change, even if the world they’ve lived in for so long won’t let them. Jean Teule’s The Suicide Shop, however, is a unique and delightful take on black comedy; dropping a hopeful individual into a world gone sour. At the end of the twenty-first century, the world is [...]

    24. O carte scurtă și fără multe pretenții. Un subiect amuzant, dar destul de sumbru. Un oraș în care lumea se sinucide la fiecare minut. Despre o familie care are un magazin cu diferite accesorii care te ajută să-ți pui capăt zilelor. Toți membrii familiei poartă prenumele unor sinucigași. Nimeni nu trebuie să zâmbească, să fie vesel și optimist. Cu toate astea, mezinul familiei e împotriva curentului, cântă toată ziua și e binedispus. Ba mai mult decât atât, încearcă s [...]

    25. Este pequeno livro é de uma originalidade que roça o absurdo mas com humor bem negroPortanto, trata-se de uma família dedicada a proporcionar a qualquer alminha mais cabisbaixa uma morte e/ou suicídio ideal. E seria de esperar que se trata de uma família feliz, uma vez que fazem aquilo que mais gostam. Mas não. São infelizes e também eles desejam um adeus desta vida tão dolorosa.Mas há alguém que tem um plano. Um plano para reformar a loja dos suicídios, a família Tuvache dos seus p [...]

    26. Тьоле не хаби напразно изреченията и бързо ни въвежда в един пост-апокалиптичени свят, погълнат от сивота и депресия. Семейство Тюваш притежава магазин за самоубийци, в който предлагат въжета за бесене, ръждясали бръснарски ножчета, отровни ябълки и други джунджурийки, с к [...]

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