Must Love Otters

Must Love Otters Hollie Porter is the chairwoman of Generation Disillusioned at twenty five years old she s saddled with a job she hates a boyfriend who s all wrong for her and a vexing inability to say no She s al

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  • Title: Must Love Otters
  • Author: Eliza Gordon
  • ISBN: 9781630640101
  • Page: 405
  • Format: ebook
  • Hollie Porter is the chairwoman of Generation Disillusioned at twenty five years old, she s saddled with a job she hates, a boyfriend who s all wrong for her, and a vexing inability to say no She s already near her breaking point, so when one caller too many kicks the bucket during Hollie s 911 shift, she cashes in the Sweethearts Spa Stay gift certificate from heHollie Porter is the chairwoman of Generation Disillusioned at twenty five years old, she s saddled with a job she hates, a boyfriend who s all wrong for her, and a vexing inability to say no She s already near her breaking point, so when one caller too many kicks the bucket during Hollie s 911 shift, she cashes in the Sweethearts Spa Stay gift certificate from her dad and heads to Revelation Cove, British Columbia One caveat she s going solo Any sweethearts will have to be found on site.Hollie hopes to find her beloved otters in the wilds of the Great White North, but instead she s providing comic relief for staff and guests alike Even Concierge Ryan, a former NHL star with bad knees and broken dreams, can t stop her from stumbling from one mis adventure to another Just when Hollie starts to think that a change of venue doesn t mean a change in circumstances, the island works its charm and she starts to think she might have found the rejuvenation she so desperately desires But then an uninvited guest crashes the party, forcing her to step out of the discomfort zone where she dwells and save the day and maybe even herself in the process.

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    1. *****5++++ Otterly Awesome Stars*****Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happenedWarning, reading this book will cause you to laugh histerically from beginning to end, become obsess with all things baby otter and last but not least, it will make you want to book a flight to Canada in search of charming concierge guy Ryan. You should have seen the look on my husband's face when I told him I was going to Canada, it was pricelessHollie is a 911 operator, she's not very happy with her job [...]

    2. Hollie Porter is stuck in a rut. Her boyfriend is an EMT who thinks he's some sort of cross between Patrick Dempsey and George Clooney. She hates her job as a 911 operator listening to the very worst of life. And she has no idea where she wants to bebut it isn't where she is. The thing she really loves otters. So when her father gives her a gift certificate to a spa and resort in British Columbia her first thought is she can see otters. But her boyfriend is anything but pleased with the thought [...]

    3. ✰✰✰✰✰'s for Must Love Otters!I never really cared much for Otters till I read this book. Goodbye, cute cat videos on youtube. Otters have replaced you! But this book isn't all about those cute little critters. It's about finding yourself: who you are, what you want to do with your life, and who you want to spend it with. (wink!) And, for Hollie Porter, it's time to make change happen for the better. There's never a dull moment in this laugh-out-loud, vivid, charming, romagical novel. ( [...]

    4. What an idiot girl. I hated the main character, which is too bad because the other characters were good. You just want to punch Hollie throughout the book, and she only gets "redeemed" in the end because for some reason nobody ever gives up on her.

    5. 3 starsHollie is at a point in her life where she is a bit lost in life. Her boyfriend is a nutcase. Her job is unfulfiling and so she takes short spa trip away where she meets Ryan.The first half of the book was a bit slow. I didnt like the plot with Roger. I wanted the book to focus on the romance with Ryan. When it did finally kick in, I wasnt covinced by the couple's feelings for one another.I did like this. Ryan was a sweet hero but it wasnt enough to give 4 stars. There was a few funny mom [...]

    6. I keep getting this book recommended to me and I read some quotes that had me laughing right out loud! Guess I'd better bump it up the list ;)

    7. 2/5; 2 stars; C+I picked this book up because I was in the mood for some humour and romance. I did enjoy many of the characterizations and settings. Since I was in Victoria at the time of reading, it was cool to read about the planes leaving from the Inner Harbor. I found many parts quite funny. Unfortunately, the authors went overboard so things that might have been funny once, lost their appeal after the third or fourth time.(view spoiler)[ How many times do you have to hear about the panty Ta [...]

    8. I received a copy of this book in exchange for an honest review for my stop on the blog tour at Donnie Darko Girl. MUST LOVE OTTERS came highly recommended from a friend of mine, and I'm SO glad she suggested I give this book a try. Omigod, I laughed so hard, but I had to try to hold it in because I was shaking with laughter and didn't want to wake up my husband. I contemplated reading out in the living room but didn't want to leave my warm comfy bed. I had to wipe tears away! My chest ached fro [...]

    9. This book should come with a warning label that reads, "Don't eat or drink while reading," if you do, you do so at your own peril. There were so many times when I found myself laughing out loud and had I been drinking my nook would have been all wet.Hollie's life was such a hot mess, I shouldn't have laughed at her, but I couldn't help it. Hollie's actions, plus her snarky sacrastic sense of humor drew me to her. I liked how she dealt with her life. I loved when, finally fed up with her life, sh [...]

    10. I absolutely freaking loved this book. So funny. Sarcastically funny, which is totally me. I could easily see this as a movie. A romantic comedy. But, sorry ladies, no detailed sex scenes in this one. Hollie, is a 911 operator and hates her life. She has as a lame-ass boyfriend, a crotchety old take-advantage-of-hollie's-inability-to-say-no neighbour, weird-ass troll collecting co-workers who have sex in the Uni-sex bathroom at work and a goat who literally wants to kill her when she visits her [...]

    11. I generally liked the book but the main character grated on my nerves. She made terrible, selfish choices and endangered Ryan's live more than once with them.I hated how she commented on his crooked nose. All in all she did not deserve him one bit.On a side note: Why did he have to be the rich & famous guy in the end? I would have liked it a whole lot better if he had stayed just a normal guy. He was sweet enough, he didn't need that turn.

    12. This is one of those books that I’ve had sitting on my TBR for ages and finally pulled it out and after reading it wanted to slap myself for waiting so long!! Really enjoyable audiobook that made my commute feel short! It’s fun (really funny!) and sweet romance. It was my first book by this author, but I can’t wait to check out more! 4.5 Stars!

    13. Sweet & Freakin' Hilarious!Hollie Porter is stuck with a life that she really doesn't want. Her job, her co-workers, her boyfriend feel all wrong. Her father gifts her a vacation, and she uses this opportunity to get away from it all. Little did she know that making a call to the Revelation Cove resort to make arrangements for her stay there would ultimately change her life on many levels.I loved Hollie from the start. She's quirky and authentic. She has her own brand of humor, a wild imagin [...]

    14. 5 Shiny-sassy-funny-as-hell stars!Fantastic writing, characters, and story-line.I LOVE this author's voice!I can't wait to read more from this author.

    15. Hollie is taking her father's gift of a paid vaca to a luxury resort in Canada after dumping her loser boyfriend of 2 years. Sure the rash plans were made while drunk off her butt, but sometimes those are the best times to make plans, right? Ok, maybe not. Only when she boards a dismal looking sea plane does she really start to regret this trip. Only when the door to the plane flies open midflight does she confirm that this was absolutely the worst idea ever. Only when she is having to scale dow [...]

    16. 2 1/2 starsI usually like quirky romantic comedy, but a couple things are essential: comedy and a likeable protagonist. This had little of either for me.I spent most of the book disliking Hollie. She was immature, impulsive, and too often was TSTL. I truly couldn't understand how people ignored the idiocy and found it charming. While she did acknowledge her bouts of stupidity, it never seemed to stop her from finding new ways of embracing her inner moron. Just when I'd start to like her, she'd g [...]

    17. This book is so much fun. It is just the kind of cute romantic comedy that I needed. I instantly fell in love with the super chivalrous and teasingly funny Ryan. (Even though I figured out most of his secrets, he was so sweet that I was rooting for him from the first time we met him.) and Hollie was a trip. She was so funny. She has such a big personality, but she manages to make it come off as endearing and not brash, so you can't help but fall in love with her. I loved the resort setting and I [...]

    18. "Alas, my vacation is over. In the wilds of British Columbia, I lost some blood, I lost some fear, and I found my heart." As I read the above live in "Must Love Otters" ---I actually started speaking to the air in the room I sat. "THANK GOD" this girl has found her heart and her vacation is over; I'm thrilled to be almost DONE with this book! It started out cute -funny- (one great scene). The potential went down fast for me. If people liked it--(I respect all reading pleasure). I was bored most [...]

    19. 4.5 - 5 starsI like to think of otters like dogs but wet and swimmers, shellfish lovers. They fascinated me when I was younger. I remember seeing some in before and fell in love. Maybe not on the same level as Hollie but I can get it. Same like her love for sea life. Mainly hilariously cute this book is also about a girl finding herself, finding out what she wants and doing it. May have took her a while and lots of mishaps to do it but she got there.I don't know why this one didn't pull me in ri [...]

    20. Hollie's life sucks. She works at a dead end job as a 911 dispatcher. Her coworkers are nuttier than a fruitcake. She lives in a crappy apartment with her boyfriend. A boyfriend that cares more about his dogs and his job than he does her. Hollie wants so much more than the life she has created. Hollie's luck turns around one day when her dad gives her tickets to get away. A vacation to a resort in Canada is just what she needs. But trouble always seems to find Hollie which makes this vacation ve [...]

    21. Pitter Fucking Pattter - Talk about a sweet-Makes for perfect easy/light readThis book was not what I expected. I loved the humor and creative storyline. This read wasn’t a sappy romance in my opinion, but more about a journey of self-discovery. It was pretty tame in comaprison to my normal reads, but it was so charming it was easy to overlook. It was well written and very enjoyable throughout. I especially adored the heroines name ;) I read a ton of books a year and I do believe this is the f [...]

    22. This was a welcome reprieve from most of the books I read. No angsty drama. No back and forth. No manufactured drama. Plus, it was pretty hilarious. I thoroughly enjoyed reading it. (And, I've always loved otters!)

    23. A gemWhat's not to love about this story? Funny, romantic, uncomfortable, precious animals. Okay I'm in The heroine channeled Bridget Jones; uncertain, charmingly idiotic, witty, and brave all at the same time. This book was a delight. I love otters too, so we're good.

    24. Abandoning this book. I don't really care for the main character and Gordon's writing at times is a bit too snarky and overboard.

    25. "Keith stares at me, as if I've just asked him to donate a kidney to a walrus."Hollie is not happy at work and she's not happy at home. She's feeling pressure from her boss, her co-worker get on her nerves, she hate her boyfriend's dogs and deplore the fact her boyfriend doesn't make an effort to show interest in the things she likes. So before a complete break down, she break up with Keith and take a vacation before time to benefit from the gift her dad gave her : four days at a spa resort in C [...]

    26. There were a lot of qualities to that book that I overall enjoyed, but there was a major flaw and that was the main character, Hollie.While I was reading, I got the idea that the author tried to get us to sympathize with the character with all her clumsiness and misfortunes and doormat attitude, but that actually got me angry. I really got the impression that Hollie had a very low opinion of most people around her - her colleagues, her boyfriend, her neighbour, her stepsister - and acted like a [...]

    27. A special on the Kindle one day and I decided to try the book because the cover looked cute. The author's bio was very funny. A gal who gets by with post it notes and cell phone alarms daily and who loves cookies. This is a cute, clever story of a girl who finds love while searching for the meaning of life at a resort in Canada. “You do everything everyone tells you to do because you’re afraid that if you say no, they won’t like you.” I never thought the first few pages would have me bur [...]

    28. If I could only write one sentence to describe the awesomeness that is this book, this is what I would say about it. It is so freaking funny that I seriously just couldn't get enough of it, because, after all, who doesn't love to laugh so much that your cheeks hurt from smiling?Seriously, this book was just hilarious and so so good. It took me completely by surprise with how much I loved it. In fact, I stayed up until one in the morning to finish it because I just couldn't put it down, it was th [...]

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