Ravaged by the Gingerbread Man

Ravaged by the Gingerbread Man Kara s bakery is struggling to make ends meet and with the holiday season in full swing she s working around the clock to make enough cookies After a recipe mistake leads her to make way too much gi

  • Title: Ravaged by the Gingerbread Man
  • Author: Fannie Tucker
  • ISBN: null
  • Page: 291
  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • Kara s bakery is struggling to make ends meet, and with the holiday season in full swing, she s working around the clock to make enough cookies After a recipe mistake leads her to make way too much gingerbread dough, she decides to put it to use When a magical holiday wish brings her life sized gingerbread man to life, she discovers she s created the randiest, nastiest cKara s bakery is struggling to make ends meet, and with the holiday season in full swing, she s working around the clock to make enough cookies After a recipe mistake leads her to make way too much gingerbread dough, she decides to put it to use When a magical holiday wish brings her life sized gingerbread man to life, she discovers she s created the randiest, nastiest confection ever, and he s going to make her taste his creamy filling This ridiculous short story contains explicit sexual content, including a life sized gingerbread man with an oversized length of stiff dough, hot and fresh from the oven Warning Improper use of a rolling pin.

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    1. 5 TOTALLY FROSTED GINGER GOODNESSWhen I saw this crazy title on my feed I saidNO FREAKING WAY!? This is a joke, right? Curious as ever, I need to know what this one was about.And it was just what it seems!Naughty dirty gingerbread smut! Now there is a line I never thought I would ever and I do mean never ever say!!!It was a confectioners nightmare when Kara is left with too much dough after making all the cookies required for her bakery. She thinks, Oh what to do with all that dough?She decides [...]

    2. This.Was.Awesome.Kara and her friend Allison own a bakery. They’ve been working 12 hour days to keep up with the Christmas rush. One night Kara makes ten times too much cookie dough. Her friend Allison goes home frustrated and Kara offers to stay and close up. But our plucky heroine has a brilliant idea! She makes a life-size gingerbread man! He’s just under six feet tall and fits perfectly in the oven, thick enough to stand in the window.There was still a bit of dough left, a cylindrical lu [...]

    3. *This book and review aren't suitable for under 18 readers, You've been warned.*The attack of the gingerbread men!!They will take down the Donald and become the new heroes of erotica books. Step away six-pack heroes, you are nothing to It's worth having a Kindle unlimited supscription just to discover crazy books like this. I read this because my friend Tink (who is very good at reviews whatever she says) posted her review and of course the review and the comment thread of the review was hilario [...]

    4. "Fuck, fuck, fuck! As hard as I can! I'm gonna pound you, I'm the Gingerbread man!" "No! No! No! Your pussy is wet! But you're not quite ready for my gingerbread yet!"Fannie does it again. First there was rainbow gnome semen and now there's cinnamon frosting cum. And a rolling pin.

    5. What did I just read??!There was sugar and dough mentioned, as well as a special GINGERBREAD MAN FROSTING recipe.A rolling pin was also utilized, but for additional purposes BEYOND the obviousThis story was hella outrageous and I enjoyed it!Favorite lines?(view spoiler)[“Here we go!  I’m gonna pop!  And you’re gonna swallow every gingerbread drop!” he cried, gripping the back of her head and forcing her mouth toward his cock. (hide spoiler)]For additional quotes, please see this excell [...]

    6. Short and sweet (pun intended)This was everything I thought it would be. If your sense of humor leans toward juvenile, you'll be giggling like I was just at the imagery alone. When he starts rhyming? Forget it. There's even a part I wasn't expecting. I do wish it was longer. It only took me about 15 minutes to read, but I smiled almost the whole time. To be 100% honest, this is a 4 star read for me, but I added a star because I had so much fun pun-ning the title before I even read it. Extra cred [...]

    7. And I thought reading about Big Foot, and then a story about a Dinosaur was wierd!Fannie took this book to a whole other level of erotica. LOL, that was a very tasty little treat! I guess I'll go home and boil down some sugar and flavoring and make myself a sugary smooth phallus after everyone goes to bed. I hope mine is sweet too because I plan on licking it all night. I feel a little bit shame for saying that.

    8. for QCProof that working hard and late into the night can have its advantages! Gotta love the g'man frosty goodness!!

    9. This story was ridiculous.Like in the absolute best way possible.I don't think I'll ever look at cute little gingerbread men the same way again.

    10. No rating as it to ridiculous to rate! Definitely amusing so if you're looking for something with little substance but want to laughis is for you!

    11. This was absolutely hysterical. It's a funny erotic short story about a gingerbread man and a bakery owner. You get exactly what you would expect from this story. lol“Here we go! I’m gonna pop! And you’re gonna swallow every gingerbread drop!”I'm dead. *tears*

    12. This was a raunchy little number; the perfect length :-) Some people have such creative minds!! I would recommend that everyone give this little number a read. And the recipes will blow your mind!!

    13. This was fantastic! How can you go wrong with lines like "F$&@, f$&@, f$&@! As hard as I can! I’m gonna pound you, I’m the gingerbread man!” Kara and her BFF own a bakery but they are struggling. When Kara accidentally makes to much gingerbread dough she decided to make a huge gingerbread to show off but what she got she was not expecting.He sounds delicious! With some good gingerbread rhymes and hot scenes not made in an oven. This was a fun read!

    14. I needed a bit of fun in between a couple of books and this popped into my feed. What can I say? It's fun, short, and I will never look at a gingerbread man the same ever again.

    15. 4.5*Book source ~ Free on Kara and her best friend are struggling to get their bakery off the ground. Even with the holidays, it’s proving difficult. Until late one night a miracle happens…Wtf did I just read? I will never look at gingerbread men in the same way again. LOL And the rhymes? Hilarious! This magical man-sized cookie is one naughty tasty treat. And Kara is lovin’ it! If you’re out and about this holiday season, beware any 6’ gingerbread men. You just might get a load of fro [...]

    16. I don't think this is the genre for me :P I'd hoped the short story would be as hilarious as the book blurb, but it wasn't. A line or two were funny, but overall I ended up just being worried about the MC and hoping she gets help for her delusions and maybe some more friends to help with her loneliness. A minor worry was also about parts of the ginger bread crumbling/getting soggy with the application of saliva :P

    17. LOL! It's as ridiculous as it sounds, but man, those rhymes had me hysterical. Wow. My curiosity got the best of me on this one. So funny though. Skipped some because it was strange at times, but if you're looking for a laugh choose this one.

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