Last Christmas Skid Marks: A Fun BBW Christmas Short

Last Christmas Skid Marks A Fun BBW Christmas Short Worst Christmas EVER Before Paul left Hayley for a blonde stick insect and a job in Wellington he and Hayley mostly Hayley liked to host Christmas lunch Join them for the Christmas before the pancake

  • Title: Last Christmas Skid Marks: A Fun BBW Christmas Short
  • Author: April Ryder
  • ISBN: null
  • Page: 455
  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • Worst Christmas EVER Before Paul left Hayley for a blonde stick insect and a job in Wellington, he and Hayley mostly Hayley liked to host Christmas lunch Join them for the Christmas before the pancakes hit the fan in the book One Skid Mark and enjoy a festive southern hemisphere Christmas lunch with Hayley s dysfunctional yet loveable family and Paul Hilarit Worst Christmas EVER.Before Paul left Hayley for a blonde stick insect and a job in Wellington, he and Hayley mostly Hayley liked to host Christmas lunch Join them for the Christmas before the pancakes hit the fan in the book One Skid Mark and enjoy a festive southern hemisphere Christmas lunch with Hayley s dysfunctional yet loveable family and Paul Hilarity ensues as Hayley hosts the Christmas lunch from hell Whatever can go wrong, will on what should be the jolliest day of the year You know what pisses me off the most about Christmas I ll tell you It s all that northern hemisphere crap The snow, the roaring fires, and being trapped inside with family you choose not to see at any other time of the year Here in New Zealand it s summer and that s not weird to us, only to you if you re from the north So get used to seeing Santa with a surfboard, Rudolph with a sunburn, and a fricken Kiwi on top of my goddamn Christmas tree Oh and pancakes for brekkie Hayley Approximately 6,000 words Warning This story is set in New Zealand and is therefore written in New Zealand English This short Christmas fiction is a prequel story to the wildly popular Skid Marks series A romantic roller derby comedy that revolves around Hayley the BBW heroine who joins the local derby team in the fictional town of Selby, New Zealand Please note there is no roller derby in this book and very little romance, as it is a prequel and short Christmas story The Skid Marks Series Last Christmas Skid MarksOne Skid MarkTwo Skid MarksThree Skid MarksFour Skid MarksFive Skid Marks Coming Soon

    One thought on “Last Christmas Skid Marks: A Fun BBW Christmas Short”

    1. Funny short storyIf you don't like rude and crude then this short story is not for you. However if you find humour in snarky one liners you will enjoy it. Hadley tries to make the perfect Christmas for her dysfunctional family with disastrous results. With dogs a humping and birds a flying Christmas will never be the same. My only complaint is that the story kind of ended abruptly. There are a lot of issues that needed to be resolved. I hope they will be explained in the next short story.

    2. I don't know about others, but this could do happen to me. It has in parts, so it is the best to read titbhappening to someone. If you are just a little shy of center and "you are not a sheep,"(Where is that phrase from?) but, that's not an order to find out. Lol. Two example: dog urinated on the Christmas: starts a fire, goes to a hotel for a night.I reviewed this book using my own opinions.

    3. Although short, I really enjoyed this humorous look at a dysfunctional Christmas. I would have liked it to have been longer, though. I'm looking forward to reading the rest of the series.

    4. Wow!This was a funny short story about Christmas with family! And wow her family takes it to a new level! It really just made me laugh.

    5. This story is set in New Zealand where Christmas happens in the Summer. This is a short book filled with humor.

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