Jacquelyn and the Sparkly Emo Vampire Goat

Jacquelyn and the Sparkly Emo Vampire Goat Who Needs a Fairy Godmother They say youngest daughters have a magic all their own With six older sisters preparing for the next royal ball and a magical talking goat on her hands can Jacquelyn see

  • Title: Jacquelyn and the Sparkly Emo Vampire Goat
  • Author: A.G. Carpenter
  • ISBN: 9781546945031
  • Page: 207
  • Format: Paperback
  • Who Needs a Fairy Godmother They say youngest daughters have a magic all their own With six older sisters preparing for the next royal ball and a magical, talking goat on her hands, can Jacquelyn see that everyone gets their happy ever after

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    1. In this charming fairy tale, the heroine, Jacquelyn Farmer, is no damsel in distress waiting for a Prince Charming to come rescue her from her dreary life. She's too busy taking care of the farm and her family. When she takes on the added responsibility of caring for a sparkly emo vampire goat, she does it without complaint or regret. Though Edward the talking goat is a fun character, Jacq's good nature and common sense drives the story. A. G. Carpenter's prose is beautiful and spare. There isn' [...]

    2. When this author first told me the title of her book at LibertyCon 2017, I was wary. Very wary. However, when she told me that it was a fairy tale spoof of Jack and the Beanstalk combined with a satire of Twilight, I bought it immediately. Best five bucks I have ever spent! Read this aloud to my girlfriend and our nine-month-old, and we all loved it. Difficult to read in place because we could not stop laughing all the way through this madcap little jewel. My son loved Edward's voice, especially [...]

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