Holidays on Ice

Holidays on Ice David Sedaris s beloved holiday collection is new again with six pieces including a never before published story Along with such favorites as the diaries of a Macy s elf and the annals of two very co

  • Title: Holidays on Ice
  • Author: David Sedaris
  • ISBN: null
  • Page: 246
  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • David Sedaris s beloved holiday collection is new again with six pieces, including a never before published story Along with such favorites as the diaries of a Macy s elf and the annals of two very competitive families, are Sedaris s tales of tardy trick or treaters Us and Them the difficulties of explaining the Easter Bunny to the French Jesus Shaves what to dDavid Sedaris s beloved holiday collection is new again with six pieces, including a never before published story Along with such favorites as the diaries of a Macy s elf and the annals of two very competitive families, are Sedaris s tales of tardy trick or treaters Us and Them the difficulties of explaining the Easter Bunny to the French Jesus Shaves what to do when you ve been locked out in a snowstorm Let It Snow the puzzling Christmas traditions of other nations Six to Eight Black Men what Halloween at the medical examiner s looks like The Monster Mash and a barnyard secret Santa scheme gone awry Cow and Turkey.

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    1. I feel weird reviewing this book right now because the honest truth is: I really genuinely did not like it. And yet I’ve been called out recently by a bunch of helpful strangers on for not liking their favorite books—this asshole telling me I should avoid all literary fiction, this one here saying that my problem is with fiction in general—and I fear I’m going to develop a reputation for hating books, and then Otis will kick me off and all the mean girls in the Feedback Group will chee [...]

    2. To the tune of “Frosty the Snowman”Da-vid Se-darisWas a writer oh-so-drollWith a quirky style and take on lifeThat will put you on the floor.Da-vid Se-darisWrites the weirdest stuff you’ll seeAbout the Christmas whore and the Macy’s elvesAnd deathly children’s pageantry.There must have been some crazyIn the Sedaris family tree‘Cause David ain’t the only oneHave you seen his sister Amy?Oh! Da-vid Se-daris!Can your stories all be true?It matters not when you write as hotAs in Holiday [...]

    3. After reading the first short story, I thought this was going to be a delightful book. "SantaLand Diaries," after all, had me rolling down the isle of the plane on which I was reading it Okay, I was just giggling constantly with frequent bursts of loud laugher interspersed. No rolling, but still very humiliating on the whole. At any rate, I came home in a dither to read the other stories as well. Ugh. Appalling. Not a single chuckle among them. Worse, they were gross, often offensive (and I don' [...]

    4. Find all of my reviews at: 52bookminimum/If you follow my reading, you’re probably wondering what the hell could have happened to make me rate a Sedaris selection less than every Star. Well, lemma tell ya. Although I was aware that this is a collection of items pulled from other Sedaris books, many may not so it will appear to be a money grab . . . which it totally is. I don’t really care, though, since (1) I got it from the library so it cost me zero dollars and (2) David Sedaris could take [...]

    5. Holidays on Ice puts David Sedaris on ice. Why? Because, aside from one inclusion, this is a collection of short fiction, where as when Sedaris is riffing on real life in his autobio journal work, the man is on fire!David Sedaris is best listened to rather than read, in my opinion. I always go the audiobook route with him, because he narrates them himself, adding in all the oh-so-necessary inflection, as well as some hilarious renditions of his parents and, one of my favorites, Billie Holiday. B [...]

    6. 2.5 to 3 stars - rounded up to 3 on the official rating to give Sedaris the benefit of the doubt. I did not enjoy this quite as much as previous Sedaris titles I have read. While it contained the cynicism I have come to expect from him, it seemed to overpower the humor a lot more than usual. So, instead of being amused, I was left feeling uncomfortable. Also, since this is a much shorter compilation of holiday related stories, it did not have the full satisfaction of one of his full length books [...]

    7. I always get David Sedaris and Dave Eggers confused for some reason. Until now, I've never read anything by either of them, but I can't remember who it is that everyone seems to hate. Sedaris? Eggers? Both? I had planned to read this a year ago, but forgot I had it. I thought I'd better read it now during the holidays so I wouldn't have to wait another year to get to it--I can never watch Christmas movies or read holiday stories when it's not Christmas; it's depressing.Anyway, this was a perfect [...]

    8. My mother was a little crazy. She saw people looking through our windows, heard them whispering under our porch, spotted private family conversations in the newspaper, unexpectedly screamed profanity at people who looked suspicious (sometimes while we were in a restaurant or some other very public location), and thought the writing on trucks and other vehicles that passed us on the road were coded messages just for her. It was a bit creepy.My father didn’t help. Rather than acknowledging my mo [...]

    9. So it might be a little cruel of me to review a book about Christmas when Christmas is off most of our radars, but, hey, there's still snow on the ground where I live so I'm allowing myself this review. Like most people, I have often laughed at the strange humor David Sedaris illuminates in his past books, Naked being the funniest, IMO. When I was given a copy of HOLIDAYS ON ICE I knew what I was about to get into, so it sat on my shelves for a few months. On a whim, I plucked it from the mass o [...]

    10. Okay. Let it be said: "Santaland Diaries," the first essay of this book, is wonderful. But the rest of the book is basically filler; this was before Sedaris found his niche (humor essayist), and it really shows. He should never, ever write fiction, for example, and yet he tries to here. The results are not pretty, or even very readable.It's also notable that half of the pieces in this short book have appeared in other collections of his. So, really, this is not worth buying; get "Santaland Diari [...]

    11. In 2004 I was in a relationship where partner and I had very different ideas of what the holidays should look like. He's all about family and one-up-manship in the category of who brought the most unique/popular gift and who created the best dish for the potluck end of the Christmas meal. Me, I'd rather vacate. So I packed up the dog this one year and drove to a secret get-away for Christmas alone. (Think "ahhh," not "awww") His gift to me was this book on CD, which I listened to during the 3 ho [...]

    12. I'm afraid my book-selection privileges will be revoked by my book club for choosing this one. I enjoy David Sedaris, in part because of his constant vigilance for finding the worst in people. Exploring the darker side of man makes for funny personal essays.But when he turns to fiction, he has absolute creative control over his subjects. Instead of reporting on someone's shortcomings, he's inventing them. Perhaps this power is too much - he can't seem to help but create the worst imaginable scen [...]

    13. I guess my funny bone is broken or I'm not drunk enough, because after the first story I could not hardly stomach the rest of the stories. My first one star rating. If you are looking for a dark Christmas comedy, "The Stupidest Angel", was in my opinion, head and shoulders better than this mess.

    14. There were only three stories in this collection that I didn't absolutely despise; Santaland Diaries, Dinah the Christmas Whore, and 6 to 8 Black Men were the only ones that were even remotely funny. The rest I honestly wish I had never read. I'd suggest reading these in the store or borrowing the book from the library if you really want to read it. Don't waste your money on this collection, especially the hardcover version, unless you really want to spend money on stories about a baby killed in [...]

    15. Holidays on Ice is great right down to the cover which features an alcoholic beverage with ice in in it (adorable and much like my family's holidays). It features Christmas themed stories some his holiday experiences, others just featuring his talent as a writer. Santa land Diaries is the first essay and it is the star of this show. These are journal entries from when David at the age of 33 worked as an elf at Macy's Santaland the age of 33. It chronicles the insane parents, the unfortunate chil [...]

    16. All of these stories are pretty funny, but “Six to Eight Black Men” had me belly laughing in public. It never gets old. This was my third timing reading this, but the first time on audio. As with most, maybe all, of his books, hearing him read the stories kicks it up a notch.

    17. This book gets one star instead of zero because I did not completely hate "Dinah the Christmas Whore" and thought "SantaLand Diares" was just kind of okay. I didn't like any of the other stories even the slightest bit.

    18. "SantaLand Diaries" is my favorite Sedaris story, bar none. And it's perfect for this time of year! Ah, refreshing cynicism.

    19. When I’m feeling down and fragile (from too many “emotional” reads), there’s nothing quite like David Sedaris to comfort me. I just snuggle in and wrap myself up in his thick coating of cynicism and mockery…mmmmmmm…cozy. This particular collection is all about the holidays: that magical time when we manage to take a season that’s all about peace, charity, and goodwill and then just shit all over it. The horrid Christmas “specials,” the family update letters with waaaaay too muc [...]

    20. This is a reread for me, although this version has a few more new stories.Sedaris's version of the holidays is a comfort in a world saturated with sentimentality during Christmas. He pushes the limits, and hearing it in his voice is the way to go."The Santaland Diaries" feels like the greatest classic, about being a seasonal Macy's elf."Six to Eight Black Men" was my favorite this time around, about how Christmas traditions are different in Holland, and how political correctness tends to alter t [...]

    21. From cynical mall elves to the most terrible holiday letter, this holiday-themed short story collection shows David Sedaris at his wackiest–but don’t sorry, it’s still dark and sarcastic, too. One of my favorite ways to get into the holiday spirit, sans the warm-and-fuzzies.–Emily Wenstromfrom The Best Books We Read In December 2016: bookriot/2017/01/03/riot-r

    22. I only liked 2 of the 12 chapters. Halfway through I speeded up from 1.25 to 1.5. For the last hour I listened at double speed. I love the Santaland story. I identify with his (imagined?) response to a woman who threatens "I'll get you fired" and him whispering, "And I'll have you killed". Years ago I was constantly bullied (although we didn't call it that then) by a fellow teacher who was very right-wing. Whenever there were atrocities around the world he'd say the people got what they deserved [...]

    23. I always enjoy David Sedaris and this was a fun and entertaining listen. I enjoy reading Sedaris' books, but listening to him makes it so much better.

    24. I was looking forward to reading this as I've never read anything by David Sedaris and I had heard really good things . . . plus I was really in the mood for a light/funny book. But, ugh, this was awful. His writing did NOTHING for me. In fact, I was rather turned off by his topics and style.I brought the book to the DMV to read. During the god awful four hours I spent there I couldn't even bring myself to finish the last two short stories. I just sat there—bored out of my mind—because that [...]

    25. The first story was amazing, listening to David Sedaris sing "O Little Town of Bethlehem" like Billie Holiday had me rolling on the floor laughingI cracked up so many times through out the storyThe other stories though, were very mediocre, not funny at all, sometimes even grossSo the first one gets sparkling, chrismasy 4 stars from me, and the others get 1, average- 2stars for the book.

    26. You will never look at visiting Santa the same way. The other stories were a bit hit and miss. I did enjoy the review of the children's plays though.

    27. I’ve heard or read all of these stories at some point, but it was great to revisit them in this collection. Jesus Shaves and Six to Eight Black Men are two of my all time favorites; even after rereading for them for the umpteenth time, they had me doubled over with laughter. I prefer the stories based on Sedaris’s real life experiences over the other fictional first person (or animal) narratives. Those fictional pieces can be kinda dark, and they make up about half of this book. Still, a gre [...]

    28. David Sedaris is messed up! I can't even begin to tell you, you'll just have to read these Christmas stories on crack and find out for yourself.Holidays on Ice is a collection of six short stories all wrapped up in a black Christmas bow. They are dark, sarcastic, evil, irreverent, funny, real, revealing, and sweet.SantaLand Diaries recounts Sedaris's experience working as a Christmas elf in Santaland at Macy's in Manhattan. He encounters overzealous, self-centered, and racist parents. He flirts [...]

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